A simple friend, when visiting, act like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesnt know your parent or children's first name A real life has their phone numbers in her address book. A simple friend bring a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend come early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed.
A real friend asks why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend call you when you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to be always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!